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Dakki Sigal ([personal profile] photonicfighter) wrote2011-10-25 02:45 am

Chapter 5 - Two For One Special

[A - Action - 458 Stone Street, Morning]

[Welcome to a brand new day in Mayfield, household! Dakki is up bright and early like always, and today she is humming pleasantly to herself while she mixes together the batter for pancakes. This is perfectly normal. Surely, there is nothing wrong with this.

She's even using chocolate chips, for extra deliciousness!]


[B - Action - Around Town, mid-day]

[One of the most normal things for Dakki to do on a day like this would be to go to the park and train! It's important to keep fit, after all. Perhaps you'll catch her jogging laps, or doing push-ups, or practicing with the long staff she made for herself. Be careful not to get too close, though.]

Ah, out of the way, now! [A light, airy laugh] You're slowing me down! But I wouldn't dream that you could ever keep up with me, you poor thing...

[And so on. And so forth.]

[C - Action - Up and down Stone Street at high volume]

[Why are there two blonde women running up and down the street, exchanging blows with makeshift weapons? And why is one only in her undergarments? And slightly sticky?]

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, COPY-CAST!!!

Not if you keep telegraphing your moves like that!

[The one only in her skivvies seems much, much angrier than the one in the nice blue dress and pearls.]

A (I lied, enjoy~)

[identity profile] dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
♪ BGM: Pocoscon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggw4mu-xFg) (R) (http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=fggw4mu-xFg)

[The girl of the household bounded down the stairs, happier than she's ever been, with the best dress (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b121/funhou/forum/61719.jpg) she had in the closet.]

Hi mom, what's shakin'? I totally can't wait for breakfast this morning!
Edited 2011-10-25 06:30 (UTC)

What is this Chen don't even...

[identity profile] spinningorange.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
(Chen refused to sleep in that dreaded doghouse in the backyard, so she had simply parked herself on the living room couch. She awoke to the smell of...something delicious. This would be the moment of the cartoon when the person floats through the air to follow the smell. Maybe when Chen can fly again.)

Something smells great, Dakki. I can't wait until it's ready!

(Could cats eat chocolate? Let's find out!)

Level 1 ^_^ upgraded to Level 2 ^__^

[identity profile] dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, mom, leave some for me~! I'm totally supposed to be your favorite, you know? [Oh Aurica, imposing such projections, aren't we?]

And Chen like, shouldn't you be eating cat food like a good little kitten?

Higher levels = scarier faces? D:

[identity profile] spinningorange.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
If that's the problem, then I must be a very bad cat; I've eaten more than just cat food and walked away happily. And I'm not a freeloader! I could do more things if I had hands again...

(This was very much a surprise to the cat. Something seemed very wrong with both Aurica and Dakki...

...oh crap.)

You're both droned, aren't you?

[identity profile] spinningorange.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
(Chen instantly thought of the droned "daughter" in the house, but in Dakki's defense, Chen wouldn't count her, either. The laugh manages to make the cat uncomfortable with relative ease.)

A drone would be able to creep out normal non-drones without trying, but you're still talking to me. Is it indigestion or something?

[identity profile] spinningorange.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
(The cat's eyes are following that delicious smelling pancake. Sooooooo appetizing...

...focus, Chen!)

That's how things work for us cute things; we find it easier to chat when we're not sliced up.

[identity profile] spinningorange.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(Delicious fluffy pancake makes Chen a happy cat. It's truly beginning to bother her why Dakki is being so strange, but FOOD FOR CHEN SHE MUST EAT IT)

Yes, please. I can eat it without getting myself sticky...I think. I'm used to using chopsticks, honestly. Even then, I can still be cute enough to pet!

(She starts to paw at the pancake, trying to use her teeny little claws to cut it up, which lead to varying results and uneven pieces scattered on the plate. She definitely enjoys the one piece she chose to eat first. Chen has consumed chocolate and lived take that reality)

Action C (BACKTAG IS BEST TAG.)

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Having seen the odd behavior from Aurica and Dakki earlier that day, but not having the time to do anything about it, Gat's been troubled by other similar cases happening all over town; people acting like happy jerks, fighting with clones acting like happy jerks, and strange pods everywhere.]

[So once he's on his way home to find Dakki fighting with another Dakki, he has an idea of what must be done. Gat breaks into a full run, intending to tackle the fully-clothed Dakki like a defensive lineman. Or maybe a sedan.]

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Get gets up into a kneeling position, using some of his weight to make sure the pod!Dakki can't get away. He looks back over to the real Dakki.]

Figured it'd be th' best way to fix this here problem.

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, now—!

[Even though Gat is trying to pin the pod Dakki down, he's going to reach up and try to grab Dakki's arm before she can splatter her dop-pod-ganger's head across the sidewalk.]

—Alright, first, I want some answers here. What happened, Dakki? Did she attack you on sight?

[Only after he says that does he realize he might have to clarify which Dakki he means. But he's looking at the real one.]

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Gat's effort to keep Pod-Dakki immobilized is redoubled by her open admission to openly attacking the real Dakki.]

So it was jus' like all th' other cases I've seen in town.

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I've been seein' pods an' people fightin' themselves all around town.

[Glancing down at the dop-pod-ganger.]

An' th' ones from th' pods always act a bit like a jackass.

[identity profile] nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Gat looks back down at the dop-pod-ganger.]

You ain't gonna fool me. Dakki ain't th' type to act like you've been actin' since this mornin'. Both you and‐

[Suddenly he looks up and over at the house.]

—Aurica.