[...oh, right. Riiiight, this guy was probably high as a kite when he came out of nowhere and beat her into submission. She withdraws the pointing finger, shakes her head, and holds in a laugh.]

It was during the week where everyone had to drink the milk. I'm suspecting that you wound up drinking a bottle of the stuff that makes people crazy.

A...and wait, what do you mean you wouldn't fight someone like me?! I was MADE FOR COMBAT! It's the reason I exist! You SHOULD fight someone like me!